Confirmed: It’s Joe

CONFIRMED! BIDEN!

VP Steakout Easy Listening

When I picked up my phone to check for a text for the thousandth time tonight, I thought to myself… watch the video, you’ll get the idea.

Wonkette Says Jack Read

I’m not buying it.
Well, who the hell knows, but we have it on very good authority — an email sent to your editor, who is not named “Chris” — that Rhode Island senior senator Jack Reed will become Obama’s running mate, officially, in the next few hours or at least by tomorrow morning.
Who knows [...]

Hillary Was Never Vetted

NOT HILLARY!

Biden has Secret Service Detail

MORE BIDEN!

Sources are Saying Biden

BIDEN!

Public Service Anouncement

No Texts till Brooklyn!

An Open Letter to David Plouffe

Dear Dave,
If you’re looking for someone to leak the VP news to, I’m all ears.
Love,
Richard

Veepstakes Hotstove: Yglesias Sums It Up

Prolific “286 blogs a day” blogger Matt Yglesias has the best take on the Veepstakes so far:
As everyone has now heard, Joe Biden has now said he’s not the VP pick. It seems, basically, that neither Biden nor Evan Bayh nor Tim Kaine nor Kathleen Sebelius is going to get the nod. Nor are candidates [...]

Veepstakes Hotstove: SHUTUP!

If you don’t know, then STFU.